Kids love Christmas jokes — the cornier, the better! These Christmas jokes are guaranteed to get a giggle (or at least a groan) out of the whole family. Ho ho ho, and Merry Christmas!
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In our house, we love cracking a joke or two over the festive season, the punnier the better. Here are some of our favourite Christmas jokes to get the kids giggling.
Our Favourite Christmas Jokes
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills.
What’s the first thing elves learn at school?
The “elf”-abet.
What do sheep say to each other at Christmas time?
Season’s bleatings.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
What’s the best key to get at Christmas?
A turkey.
Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
Hollywood.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve.
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?
Because he’s Sooty.
What is an “Ig”?
An Eskimo house without a loo.
What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa falling backwards.
A little Christmas thought for all the mums and dads out there: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards!
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Over to you now — do you have a favourite Christmas joke? Feel free to add it in the comments below, and if it makes us giggle, we’ll add it to the list!
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