25 More Hilarious Christmas Jokes for Kids

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Christmas jokes for kids

Get set for some Santa-sized belly laughs with these festive funnies. We know kids love a good joke, making our list of 25 more hilarious Christmas jokes for kids perfect for the silly season!

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These Christmas jokes are perfect to pop into lunchboxes to brighten your child’s school day. Or if your house has a mischievous Elf on the Shelf, the elf could leave these jolly jokes in funny places around the house – stuck to the bathroom mirror, folded up in a shoe, tucked under their pillow, hidden in the breakfast cereal, or even written on the toilet roll!

Christmas jokes about Santa Claus

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa?
Looks like rain, dear!

Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elfis Presley!

What did Santa call his dog?
Santa Paws!

What says “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards!

Why is Santa so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

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Christmas jokes about elves

Why did the elf go to the doctor?
Because he had low elf esteem!

What kind of music do elves like?
“Wrap” music!

What do little elves learn at school?
The elf-abet

Why did the elf go to bed in the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

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Christmas jokes for kids

Christmas jokes about snowmen

Why does everyone like Frosty the Snowman?
Because he’s so cool!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Have an ice day!

Where do snowmen go to dance?
The Snow Ball!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Krispies

How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle!

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Christmas jokes about reindeers

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas tree?
Horn-aments!

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want – he can’t hear you!

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Miscellaneous Christmas jokes

What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple!

What do you call a kangaroo wearing a Santa hat?
A Christmas jumper!

What do cows say on Christmas morning?
Mooey Christmas!

What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!

What do you get when you eat the Christmas decorations?
Tinsillitis!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decem-brrrrr!

What kind of Christmas songs do fish like?
Christmas corals!

What’s your child’s favourite Christmas joke? Leave a comment below and let us know – we’d love to hear from you!

Christmas jokes for kids