Get set for some Santa-sized belly laughs with these festive funnies! Kids love a good joke, and this list of 25 more hilarious Christmas jokes for kids is perfect for the silly season.
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These Christmas jokes are perfect to pop into lunchboxes to brighten your child’s school day. Or if your house has a mischievous Elf on the Shelf, the elf could leave these jolly jokes in funny places around the house — stuck to the bathroom mirror, folded up in a shoe, tucked under their pillow, hidden in the breakfast cereal, or even written on the toilet roll!
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Jump to a section: Santa Claus jokes • Elves jokes • Snowmen jokes • Reindeer jokes • Miscellaneous jokes • FAQs
Christmas Jokes For Kids: Santa Claus
What does Mrs Claus say to Santa?
Looks like rain, dear!
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elfis Presley!
What did Santa call his dog?
Santa Paws!
What says “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
Why is Santa so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
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Christmas Jokes For Kids: Elves
Why did the elf go to the doctor?
Because he had low elf esteem!
What kind of music do elves like?
“Wrap” music!
What do little elves learn at school?
The elf-abet!
Why did the elf go to bed in the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log!
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Christmas Jokes For Kids: Snowmen
Why does everyone like Frosty the Snowman?
Because he’s so cool!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Have an ice day!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
The Snow Ball!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Krispies!
How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle!
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Christmas Jokes for Kids: Reindeer
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas tree?
Horn-aments!
Which one of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you!
Miscellaneous Christmas Jokes For Kids
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple!
What do you call a kangaroo wearing a Santa hat?
A Christmas jumper!
What do cows say on Christmas morning?
Mooey Christmas!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you get when you eat the Christmas decorations?
Tinsillitis!
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decem-brrrrr!
What kind of Christmas songs do fish like?
Christmas corals!
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Frequently Asked Questions
What age are these Christmas jokes suitable for?
These jokes are written with younger and primary-school-aged children in mind, but honestly, a good pun makes everyone groan and giggle — they’re great for the whole family table.
How can we use these jokes over the festive season?
Pop one into a lunchbox each morning in December, tuck them into an advent calendar, use them for Elf on the Shelf notes, or simply take turns reading them aloud after dinner.
Where can I find more Christmas jokes and printables?
Browse our full collection of Christmas activities, printables and Elf on the Shelf ideas linked throughout this article for more festive fun.
Have your say! What are your favourite Christmas jokes for kids? Leave a comment below and let us know — we’d love to hear from you!
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- Free Printable Elf Jokes
- Free Printable Christmas Word Search
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