Q: Who are cousins of the werewolf?
A: What-wolf and When-wolf
Q: Where do werewolves store their things?
A: In a were-house
Q: What do werewolves read to their children before bed?
A: Hairy tails
Q: In what city do most werewolves live?
A: Howllywood, California
Q: What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A: A hot dog.
Q: What do you call a werewolf that uses bad language?
A: A swearwolf
Q: How do you make a werewolf laugh?
A: Give it a funny bone.
Q: What happens when you cross a werewolf with a cat?
A: You have to get a new cat.
Q: What time is it when a werewolf sees your dinner?
A: Time to get a new dinner.
Q: How do you know that a werewolf has been in your fridge?
A: There are paw prints in the butter.