Christmas Jokes

Kids love Christmas jokes – the “cornier”, the better! These Christmas jokes got us chuckling! Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas!

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What do Snowmen eat for breakfast?



What kind of money do Elves use?

Jingle Bills


What’s the first thing learned by elves at school?

The “Elf”-abet


What do sheep say to each other at Christmas time?

Season’s Bleatings


Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Mary who?

Mary Christmas


What’s the best key to get at Christmas?

A Turkey


Where do mistletoe go to become famous?



What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve


Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?

Because he’s Sooty


What is an Ig?

An Eskimo house without a Loo.


What goes oh, oh, oh?

Santa falling backwards

If you have a favourite Christmas joke, feel free to add it in the comments below and if it makes us giggle we’ll add it in!

A Christmas thought for all mums and dads: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards

Happy Christmas everyone! Check out for Christmas Section for more festive ideas!

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Jill is one of the co-founders of Mykidstime and a mum of 2 girls


  1. islad says:

    Why does Santa Claus have 3 gardens?

    So he can Hoe – Hoe – Hoe!