Ho Ho Ho, It’s Time For Some Christmas Jokes!

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Kids love Christmas jokes – the “cornier”, the better! These Christmas jokes got us chuckling! Ho Ho  Ho and Merry Christmas!

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In our house, we enjoy cracking a joke or two, the punnier the better! Here are some Christmas Jokes to get the kids giggling.

Ho Ho Ho, It’s Time For Some Christmas Jokes!

What do Snowmen eat for breakfast?

What kind of money do Elves use?
Jingle Bills

What’s the first thing learned by elves at school?
The “Elf”-abet

What do sheep say to each other at Christmas time?
Season’s Bleatings

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas

What’s the best key to get at Christmas?
A Turkey

Where do mistletoe go to become famous?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve

Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?
Because he’s Sooty

What is an Ig?
An Eskimo house without a Loo.

What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa falling backwards

A Christmas thought for all mums and dads: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards!

Happy Christmas everyone! Check out for Christmas Section for more festive ideas!

Over to you now. Do you have any favourite Christmas jokes? Feel free to add them in the comments below and if they make us giggle we’ll add them to our list!

Ho Ho Ho, It's Time For Some Christmas Jokes

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