Ahoy Matey! These Are the Best (and Worst!) Pirate Jokes for Kids

Emily Manning

Emily Manning

October 19, 2020

Pirate Jokes for Kids

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We all love a good joke (or a bad one…) so definitely get ready for giggles because these kid-friendly pirate jokes “arrrgh” hilarious!

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There are lots of great pirate puns that make telling jokes about Captain Hook, the high seas and walking the plank even easier.

These pirate jokes are all short and kid-friendly, so you could add them to lunchboxes for a laugh they can share with friends at school.

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These Pirate Jokes “Arrrgh” Hilarious!

Q: Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate?
A: Because he was standing on the deck.

Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite type of exercise?
A: The plank!

Q: What did the pirate wear on Halloween?
A: A pumpkin patch

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they arrrrr!

Q: What do pirates wear in the winter?
A: Long Johns!

Q: How did the pirate find out he needed glasses?
He took an aye exam!

Q: What did the sea say to the pirate?
A: Nothing, it just waved!

Q: Why did two pirates get into an argument?
A: Because they couldn’t see aye to aye!

Q: How much did the pirate pay for his hook and his peg?
A: An arm and a leg!

Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye matey!

Q: Where do pirates buy their hooks?
A: The second hand store!

Q: What did the pirate say when he left his wooden leg in the freezer?
A: Shiver me timbers!

Q: Why was the pirate ship so cheap?
A: It was on sail!

Q: What’s a pirate’s favourite type of fish?
A: A swordfish!

Q: What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?
A: High Cs

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Have your say! Which of these pirate jokes is your favourite? Leave a comment below and let us know – we’d love to hear from you!

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Published On: October 19th, 2020 / Categories: Things To Do / Last Updated: August 23rd, 2022 / Tags: , /

About the Author: Emily Manning

Emily Manning
Emily is the coffee-loving Editor of MyKidsTime. Mum of one daughter and two naughty Tibetan Terriers, she is particularly partial to Curly Wurlys and unable to resist pretty stationery and new cookbooks. As an avid foodie and domestic goddess-wannabe, she is most likely to be found in the kitchen.

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