Q: Where do turkeys go dancing?
A: The Butterball!
Q: What made the cranberries blush?
A: Seeing the turkey dressing!
Q: What do you call a caffeinated turkey?
A: A perky turkey
Q: What key won’t open any door?
A: A turkey!
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: A pumpkin patch!
Q: What’s a pumpkin’s favourite sport?
Q: What did pilgrims use to make cookies?
A: May flour!
Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!