Fancy a giggle while the turkey’s cooking or the pies are being made? These hilarious Thanksgiving jokes for kids (of all ages!) will keep everyone entertained and they’re perfect for sharing over the Thanksgiving table.
What about including a joke in your child’s lunchbox each day in the run up to Thanksgiving? Not only will it put a smile on your child’s face when they find it during school, but it will be something they can share with friends for some seasonal fun.
Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
Q: How does Thanksgiving always end?
A: With a g
Q:Which part of a turkey is musical?
A: The drumsticks
Q: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Q: Why was the turkey arrested?
A: He was suspected of fowl play!
Q: Where do turkeys go dancing?
A: The Butterball!
Q: What made the cranberries blush?
A: Seeing the turkey dressing!
Q: What do you call a caffeinated turkey?
A: A perky turkey
Q: What key won’t open any door?
A: A turkey!
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: A pumpkin patch!
Q: What’s a pumpkin’s favourite sport?
Q: What did pilgrims use to make cookies?
A: May flour!
Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!