St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids That Guarantee a Giggle (or Groan!)

Emily Manning

Emily Manning

February 20, 2022

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Your little leprechauns will absolutely love to have a good giggle with these hilarious (and groan-worthy!) St Patrick’s Day jokes.

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Leprechauns, rainbows and a little bit of Irish humour all come together in these fun St Patrick’s Day jokes for kids. These are also a great way to brighten up a lunchbox in the run up to March 17th.

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Hilarious St Patrick’s Day Jokes

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Q: What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!

Q: What do leprechauns like for breakfast?
A: Lucky Charms

Q: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A: A sham-rock!

Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
A: When it’s a French fry!

Q: How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
A: He’s green with envy!

Q: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
A: You don’t want to press your luck!

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St Patrick’s Day?
A: Because real rocks are too heavy!

Q: What do you call an Irish spider?
A: Paddy Long Legs

Q: Why do leprechauns recycle?
A: They like to go green!

Q: Where can you always find gold?
A: In the dictionary!

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Published On: February 20th, 2022 / Categories: Things To Do / Last Updated: March 21st, 2023 / Tags: , /

About the Author: Emily Manning

Emily Manning
Emily is the coffee-loving Editor of MyKidsTime. Mum of one daughter and two naughty Tibetan Terriers, she is particularly partial to Curly Wurlys and unable to resist pretty stationery and new cookbooks. As an avid foodie and domestic goddess-wannabe, she is most likely to be found in the kitchen.

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